Come what May

They're just words.

Hospitals

Patient: Turn out my light and tell those bitches not to come in here.
Me: We went to college to take care of you, so please don’t call us bitches.
Patient: I didn’t call you a bitch.
Me: Well, thank you but..
Patient: You don’t want to know what I call you.
Me: Ok.

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Comfort Care (Allow Natural Death), Intensive Care Unit

RN: How's she doing?
Me: Oh, just strolling around the event horizon.
RN: Whoah.
Me: What?
RN: Nothing. That's it.