Hospitals
Patient: Turn out my light and tell those bitches not to come in here. Me: We went to college to take care of you, so please don’t call us bitches. Patient: I didn’t call you a bitch. Me: Well, thank you but.. Patient: You don’t want to know what I call you. Me: Ok.
Comfort Care (Allow Natural Death), Intensive Care Unit RN: How's she doing? Me: Oh, just strolling around the event horizon. RN: Whoah. Me: What? RN: Nothing. That's it.